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TO ALL MY EGOCENTRIC LADIES!
Ladies, not every guy that says 'hi' to you is a pervert.
Not every guy that says 'hi' to you wants to ask you out.
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Not every guy that says 'hi' to you is a sex freak.
Sometimes, someone might have something really important to tell you but your feminine pride won't give them a chance.
It is true that some guys don't know how to approach a lady but it's only natural that a guy makes the approach so when they are many, don't complain.
Why snub a simple 'hi' when you don't even know why he's trying to get your attention?
Courtesy demands respect. A matured lady would grant a man audience. She will hear him out and walk him away if he doesn't make sense.
Only small girls snub any man that says hi, because they think theyre hot or because many guys come around.
I actually know a girl who feels so bothered because guys hardly aproach her.
Shun pride! Be respectful. You don't even know where and when your husband will meet you.
Be wise!!!

THEY ATTACKED ME LAST NIGHT
They came into my room last night, I was sleeping when I heard their sound as they entered, I quickly woke up and one of them ran towards me to attack me, I had a weapon in my room and I had no choice but to use it to defend myself. I quickly struck one with it, the
second one ran towards me and we wrestled.
"Is this really happening to me?"
I thought to myself within half a second. My neighbors were in their rooms hearing the chaotic sound that wa...s
emerging from my room. They wondered what was wrong with me. But Finally I succeeded with the
second one, I looked at my hands and I was stained with blood, I looked at them on the floor and I saw one
still moving, so I struck again in anger and said; "DIE YOU FOOLS!!!"
Lo and behold, i murdered two giant mosquitoes that
attempted to suck my blood last night.
RIP to the dead!!!"

MY SEX SERVICE TO MY PRINCIPAL AND STUDENT..NYSC- MEMBER....episode-34 i thought it would be awkward to just jump down
immediately and join her so I would wait for like 5
minutes. Meanwhile, I collected my nail cutter from
my pocket and began to cut my nails just incase I
needed to use my fingers here. My fingers used to
grow too fast so I always had a nail cutter on me.
After that, I got down from the bed and joined her
on the floor. Then she looked at me, smiled and
asked:
“What’s chasing you from the bed na?”
“Oh, me too I don’t like the bed too much, it hurts
my waist.”
She laughed. I didn’t laugh, I just smiled. Honestly,
her smile and laugh told me that she understood
everything I was trying to do but I couldn’t tell if
she was okay with it yet. One step at a time.
I was laying beside her now, using her laptop while
she was writing her assignment.
After a few minutes, I gently placed my hand across
her shoulder, in a casual position. Then gently I ran
my hand down her back and stopped at her waist
level just before her a$s. Danger, be careful. My
heart was beating fast now.
The hardest part was here: to touch a sexu;al zone
and watch her reaction.
This would determine if I was going to fail or
succeed. I wished myself luck then I rubbed my
hand across her waist and proceeded to her as$,
rubbed it for like 10 seconds and took my hand
back to her waist. Safe zone.
No response! Half victory!. 80% chances where
that if she doesn’t react negatively to me touching
her as$, she not only understood what I was trying
to do but was also okay with it. She didn’t have to
tell me orally, her reaction already told. Body
language.
I then removed my hand. All this while she was still
writing and probably weighing my actions. Then
she lay on her side and said:
“I’m really feeling tired, I’m supposed to go out with
my friend this evening but I’m really feeling tired, I
don’t think I’ll still go.”
Wow!. That was it. She had indirectly told me that
we had enough time here and that she was
cancelling her outing for my sake.
She took a pillow, placed her head, and still lay on
her side, backing me. Damn, all that a$$ was facing
me. Body language.
I lay on my side too, just behind her. I wasn’t
scared cuz I already got the signs I needed.
I placed my hand on her waist, caressed it a little
and proceeded to caressing the curve of her hips
and then her as$ very gently. Damn her a$$ was
soft as hell, I could feel it through her panties.
For a few minutes, I kept smooching her as$ like I
was rocking a baby to sleep then I would
occasionally grab and squeeze it gently. It felt so
good. All my senses went dead, except my sense of
touch.
Time to proceed. I ran my hands gently from her
hips to her upper arm. I was caressing her upper
arm now then moved towards her chest region and
rubbed on her chest, moved it down a little and
rubbed across her huge bo’obs, very gently for like
10 seconds, then I squeezed one of her nippl’es
gently and slowly and brought my hand back to her
upper arm.
Almost immediately, she turned, facing the ceiling.
She was trying to make it easier for us.
I understand Body language.
I then placed my hand just under her bo’obs, I
caressed that area a little then proceeded to her
bo’obs, caressing them gently and occasionally
giving her nipp’les very gentle squeezes with the
tip of my fingers.
After like 3 minutes, she pulled down the hands of
the gown from both of her shoulders. Damn, I could
see her huge bo’obs, high as the twin towers. For
the first time in almost 20 minutes, she spoke:
“This is what you want right?”
Some sex-time questions don’t need verbal
answers, just act on it. I rose from the floor and
knelt across her, both of my knees were beside her
her upper hip.
I leaned towards her face and planted a kiss on the
side of her neck. Immediately my lips touched her
neck, she placed her hand at the back of my head
and jerked. Good. She had good response.
I planted a few more kisses on both sides of her
neck and proceeded to her lips.
We kissed for like one minute and then I raised my
head. She was looking at me in the eyes. I planted
kisses on her upper chest region down to her
bo’obs.
I was caressing her bo’obs and planting kisses
around the other one, then I used my tongue to
tickle her nippl’e: up and down motions, very
gently, then circular motions still very gently.
Then I placed my full lips on her nipp’le and began
sucking it gently while caressing the other one with
my full palm, gently squeezing it and occasionally
squeezing her nip’ple gently too.
All this while, her hands were at the back of my
head, pressing me hard on her boo’bs, breathing
fast and jerking like she was about to catch asthma.
Cloud 9.
I was switching brea’sts still using my technique.
My sucking became a little harder now, and while I
was sucking on one bosom, she would bring the
other one for me to work on.
After like 15 minutes, I raised my head and we were
staring at ourselves.
I could see a little attraction in her eyes. Attraction
matters a lot, any kind of attraction… it makes the
‘mission’ ten times easier. Then she spoke:
“Do you have a condom?”
Again, I didn’t speak, I just stood up. Then I
removed my trouser, my shirt, my boxers and kept
it on her bed. I collected a condom from my wallet
and held it in my hand. She pulled her gown and
panties and dropped them beside her.
I knelt down between her legs and began to caress
her thighs down to her pubic area. I bent down and
kissed around her puss’y region. Then I placed the
tip of my tongue on her cli’t, I flicked it in an up and
down montion very gently.
She jerked and laughed a little.
Too sensitive, she wouldn’t be able to stand my
tongue game. I stopped and looked at her, she was
smiling. I then decided to finger her a little,
proceeding with one finger. Damn she was so wet, I
guessed her panties was really wet even before we
began fore-play.
I began to finger her gently, in and out, then I
added another finger and began rotating it in a
180% degrees motion, back and forth.
She was moaning in low tones. Her body was really
sensitive so I didn’t have to add more techniques.
I stopped cuz she too wet. I rolled out some tissue
and cleaned her juice up a little. Then I rolled on my
condom and asked her to stand. She stood near her
window, placed both hands on the lower frame
while I entered from behind, she was really tight
and sweet.
I began to slide in and out gently, and after a few
seconds I began to pound her hard.
She was moaning in low tones while I was
pounding, my hands on her hips. Sometimes I
would grab her huge bo’obs from behind while I
was pounding.
After like 5 minutes, I stopped. I motioned her to
the bed.
I made her lay on her side, then I shifted her upper
leg forward to form a V shape with her legs. I then
entered from behind, one leg in between her legs,
my pubic region was touching her Bottom properly,
my dic’k was deep down in her puss’y.
That position gives a lot of pleasure to the G-sp:ot.
I began to pound really fast and hard leaning on
both of my hands, later I leaned towards her chest,
sucking on one of her huge bosoms and pounding
her at the same time. While I was pounding and
sucking, she was moaning:
“Mummy, Mummy, muummy o, ohhhh, muummy,
oooh, mummy, oohh, oohhhh.”
It was loud and funny but nobody was home and
there were no close neighbours so the noise was
okay with me.
It was more than 5 minutes now and I was sweating
so I paused to removed my singlet. I decided to rub
her cli’t a little before I would continue but I found
out that she had just cu’m, her juice was all over
my fingers.
I slowly put my di-ck in again and began giving her
very gentle thrusts and caressing her bo’obs until I
came. After that, we cleaned up and she removed
the bedsheet cuz her juice had stained it.
Minutes later, we were sitting on the bed and
chatting when she said:
“I can’t believe what we just did”
I responded.
“You spoke my mind. Me too I can’t believe we did
this.”
She laughed and told me that I shouldn’t say
anything to my friend. She made me promise her
and I kept it.
One time she had to bend and take something in
her rack, my eyes just went inside her gown again
and I saw her huge bo’obs.
I guess I would never stop watching ‘channel O’.....episode-35....loading

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and the only way to make it stop is to say Amen."

The man immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" He shouted. And immediately the donkey began to trot.

"Amen!" He shouted again, and the donkey stopped immediately.

"This is great," he said.

With Hallelujah he rode off very proud of his purchase. The man traveled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"STOP!" He blurted, "HALT!" He blurted again.

The donkey just kept going, "Oh no, Bible! Church! Please stop!" Cried the man.

He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff. Finally in desperation, the man said a
prayer, "Please, dear God, please make this donkey stop before i go off this mountain, in
Jesus name, AMEN!"

The donkey came to an abrupt stop, just one step from the edge of the cliff.

Immediately the donkey stopped, the man joyously said, "HALLELUJAH!"

I KNOW HOW IT FEELS…
According to what I have gone through in
my past love relationships, Love isn’t an
easy game! My past relationships were
both good and bad. But they taught me
oodles concerning love. They gave me a lesson. I can’t say that I was only a good
guy in my past relationships, No. I also used
to be a bad guy&I have also ever been a
heart breaker. I have ever been loved that
much. I have ever been hurt to the fullest. I
have also ever cried for someone just like any other person out there. I know how it
feels to be loved that much. I know how it
feels when you’re heartbroken; I know
how it feels when someone just wakes up
and starts to change and eventually dumps
you with no good reason. I know how it feels when you’re addicted to someone
you love. I know how hard it is to quickly
let go of someone that you truly loved with
all your heart, I know how it feels to love
someone when he or she taking you as an
option. I know how it feels to be cheated on. I know how it feels to care for someone
who doesn’t appreciate…
But all what I can tell you my friends, LOVE
is not an easy game. It needs when one is
so PATIENT, COMMITTED, UNDERSTANDING,
LOYAL, TRUSTWORTHY, FORGIVING, CARING, APPRECIATIVE, HONEST, GOD FEARING AND
WITH A RICH HEART. So if you have got
someone who is at least 50% of that, then
love and care about him or her. Do
whatever it takes for both of you to last
forever because such people are very rare to find these days. Never let them go over
minor issues that can be resolved. Love
them genuinely just like the way they are.
Be proud of them.

You add him on Facebook . He checks your pictures . He confirms . He in boxes you . You reply , all excited . You'll want to hook up . Set a date . You dress up , smell good , make up on , fresh breath & new weave . He takes you for lunch . You two have a good time . He rubs your hand , makes you laugh , gives you a looks and smiles . You fall in love . It's like you've known him forever .

He takes you to his apartment . He makes you feel comfortable And lays you on his bed . He rubs it gently , kiss You passionately . Unzip your jeans , they're too tight but he manages to take them off . You love his aggresion , strength , power and you give in . It feels good . To You it's wrong , but it feels good .

You ask for protection , he says it's too late . You obey & don't disturb . He says he loves You and you don't hesitate to say you love him too .

He pulls out , go to the kitchen to get a glass of water . He helps you drink it , ohh man . You feel special . " He must be the one " , you think to yourself . You'll get dressed . He takes you to the taxi park & kisses you on the cheek and say "I had a great time , you smile & say " See You tomorrow babe " . He stays silent . You drive away , in the taxi you can't stop smiling .

You get home & inbox him that you got home safe . He is online , but doesn't reply . It's unlike him , so you inbox him again . He doesn't respond. Minutes later you can't find him on your friend list . HE BLOCKED YOU . Days , weeks , months passes by . You start feeling sick , weak , lose weight , act strange with sores in your mouth . You go to the clinic . Get tested . Minutes later , nurse walks in . " I'm sorry . You're HIV Postive " . HOW ? You don't understand . Reality hits you . You walk home . Scared . Confused . You go to the train railway . You lay ,hopeless , emotionless .

You see the train coming nearer . You look into
the sky & pray . BOOM ! That's the end of You!
Now to You both the boys and girls Never allow a few minutes pleasure destroy your life! Nobody is to be trusted when it comes to sex and diseases! After all its not written on the face... Abstinence is still the best but if You must have sex use CONDOM! If he/she insist on having it skin to skin then stand your grounds on NO SEX! Be protected and Wise!

TRUE OR FALSE??????

ADEBIMPE D FACEBOOK GIRL
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Final
Saga
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BIMPE: Now that you are satisfied, can you go now?

ME: ok

***i dashed out of the house to meet Segun***

*** now in segun aux**

ME: Sege, how I go take discharge this girl now?, I no get the liver to tell her make she dey go without money
SEGE:, Just tell her say you saw her messages, show it to her and pursue her comot.

ME: I still don’t have the liver.
SEGUN: Shebi u don Bleep sumtin wey worth your 4,500 balance?
ME: Something like that.

SEGUN: Oya “Niso Nibe” make I go finish her for you.
ME: Na u go do all the talking ooooo.

SEGE: Chaiiii, u no be only maga but Certified mumu. Abeg waka make we go.

****we left his house and got to my apartment****

Segun greeted Bimpe.

SEGE: Our wife, how you dey?
BIMPE: I’m fine, I’m so sorry about the. robbery incident,

SEGE: No mention jaree, sebi na dis my MUMU friend cause am, if no be dat, I no go leave my room open to the extent of been robbed.

***by now I was shaking and blinking at segun to stop cos I was afraid***

BIMPE: Mumu kee?, abeg my husband no mumu ooo, I no like dat word, I no dey take my husband joke with people ooo

SEGE: Really?, if no be say he mumu, how him no suppose know say another guy dey Bleep him babe for free in this Lagos?

BIMPE: **was curious*** which babe? *turns to me** So u get another babe for this Lagos? Upon how I loved you?,

SEGE: Madam calm down, na u I dey talk about
BIMPE: Me? **raised eye brow**

SEGE: Yes, we know u are sex machine to “sodiq” wey dey live Gbagada. Sunday bus-stop to be precised.
How u sleep there for 2 nites, how u went there yesterday for quickie, how u suck...

**now I was vibrating, just watching the two of them with my mouth sealed, my heart was beating faster

*** BIMPE: **turns to me** Baby, what is the meaning of the rubbish your friend is saying?. And you are there?, u can’t talk?. Abegi I no get time to yarn trash, give me my money make I dey go.

SEGE: U are not getting any kobo here.

**segun collects my fone, opened Facebook and started reading all the conversations out from beginning to the end.

BIMPE:**sober and started crying and faced me** Baby, I can explain this, its not what you think

ME: ***looked her with a little courage*** Nothing to explain Bimpe. Whatever Segun says is the final.

SEGE: Before the count of ten, I want you out of this house or else I will molest you.

***segun start to pull off his belt***

BIMPE: Please I will leave **turned to me** baby pls for God’s sake, I love you so much, I can explain.

***i felt so sorry for her that my eyes were soaked. I feel like stopping Segun but he looks to Determined & Focused. I couldn’t watch bimpe moving in tears that I had to face the wall till she left.

***that was the last time I saw Bimpe. 2days later, she blocked me on her Facebook, Whats-App and deleted me on BBM.
I tried calling her so many times but she will not pick up.

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TO ALL MY EGOCENTRIC LADIES!

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THEY ATTACKED ME LAST NIGHT.

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MY SEX SERVICE TO MY PRINCIPAL AND STUDENT.......NYSC- MEMBER...........episode 34

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A man and his donkey.

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I KNOW HOW IT FEELS…

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You add him on Facebook

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ADEBIMPE D FACEBOOK GIRL

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