ADEBIMPE DE FACEBOOK GIRL




ADEBIMPE DE FACEBOOK GIRL
*********chaiiii, na me me “Exploitation & Usability mugu?”. Chaiiiii, this girl must suffer today.
I woke her up, looked into her eyes & said it boldly for the 1st time. Bimpe, “I want to have sex”
BIMPE: Baby, I am weak, & beside, I’m not an intimacy gadget that u can just pick and play with.
ME: I’m sorry dear, I just have the urge rite now please.
BIMPE: I just don’t have the urge this morning. Just go out and get me money to go to PHC today please.
ME: so u are refusing me?
BIMPE: yes, maybe when you give me the money you promised, we can then have a good sex.
ME: then I am not in the mood to go out also... How will I need love making from my girl and she will refuse it, and I will try to please her whenever she needs anything.
BIMPE: ****frowned face*****, so its because of the money u want to give me that is making you to wake me up for sex?.
Do you think I’m a prostitute?, do u think I can’t survive without ur money?”
***bimpe started ranting***
She stood up, arranged her bag, wore her sandals and left the house.
****i remain inside without any motive to look for her. I said to myself, “atleast, I have had a Bleep of the value of my money.
I picked my phone to update Segun about the latest happenings.
He hailed me on whatsapp saying “Mr Maga don dey get sense be that.
Now it was around 5:10am, I was still on my bed, doing meditation on how the day would look like, then I saw my door opened, and behold, I saw Bimpe.
Back into the room with her bags *hahahaha* (I laff in spanish for my mind)

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