A Doctor's surgery.

At a Doctor's surgery one morning a
patient arrives complaining of serious
back ache. The doctor examines him
and asks him,"What the hell did you
do to your back?" The patient replies,...
"You know that I am a bouncer at a
local nightclub?Well, yesterday
morning I got home to my flat quite
early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been sleeping with my
wife as my wife was lying naked in
bed and the balcony door was open. I
rushed out the balcony door and did
not find anyone. As I looked down
from the balcony I saw a man
running out of the building and he
was dressing himself. I grabbed the
fridge and threw it at him. That's how
I strained my back. The 2nd patient
arrives looking as if he has been in a
car wreck. The doctor says, "My
previous patient looked bad, but you
look Terrible. What the hell
happened to you? The 2nd patient
replies, "You know I Have been
unemployed for a while now Doctor?
Well yesterday morning was my first
day at my new job. I forgot to set my
alarm and was Running late. I was
running out of the building, getting
dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a
fridge. The 3rd patient arrives; he
looks even worse than the other two
Patients did. The doctor was shocked.
Again he asks, "What the hell
happened to You???" "Well you see
Doc; I was hiding ins a fridge
when........ hai u knw wat happend...