Abuja waka come.

I was in Abuja to see my uncle
@ 8 am the secretary told me
to come back by 2 pm that Oga
(boss) is not around. So, I had
to hang around till 2 pm. By 1...
pm, I was so hungry cos I had not eaten since morning & I
was left with N200 as last
card. I was unable to get a
local canteen to eat FUFU or
EBA. All I saw were big hotels. I
began to feel dizzy so, I decided to find a solution. In
my front, ther
e was a powerful 5 star hotel.
So, I cleaned my rugged shoe,
adjusted myself & entered the
hotel. At d lobby, the waiter asked: are u here to see
somebody or you want to lodge
in? I said my name is Star,
lodging. He told me the least
room was N47k per night. I
said no problem dis place is lovely, just like the hotel I slept
yesterday in Dubai on my way
from United states. He said
thank you sir. I asked; can I
pay in hard currency as I've
not changed my dollars? He told me no problem. Ok where is
your restaurant I need to eat
1st. He lead me to the
restaurant & he told the chef to
treat me well cos I was a new
customer & that I just came back from US! The chef
welcomed me & gave me menu
list. I ordered for Pounded
yam, EFO RIRO (vegetable soup),
Snail & catfish! The chef told
me it will be ready in 30 mins. I asked for the bar so Ican step
down before the food ready
and he pointed me the executive
bar mainly for VIP's. I
requested for assorted pepper
soup & Spanish Red wine. I drank 2 bottles of the wine& 2
plates of soup & the bill was
N34k (A wine N10k per
bottle,soup N7k per plate). I
moved on to eat my food & D
bill for food was N40k. Total was N74k & I had N200. Sweat
began 2 come out of my face
despite the AC. They began 2
suspect that I didn't have
money so the security & staffs
began to gather around me. I said to my self 'Star what can
I do?'. I dialed my phone no on
my 2nd phone, I picked & said:
Yes Mallam, the bomb is still
with me not yet exploded, OK in
next2 min... Wao, I'm proud to be suicide bomber, & now is even
better as a lot of people are
around me! Before I dropped my
phone, I couldn't see anybody in
the hotel even in the street!